I HAVE A RELATIVE WHO IS IN A MENTAL
HOSPITAL * HE THINKS HE IS CHRIST *
WELL, THAT'S GROOVY * I AM CHRIST ALSO *
BUT HE DOESN'T THINK I AM CHRIST * HE
THINKS HE IS CHRIST * BECAUSE IT HAP-
PENED TO HIM AND HE TOOK HIS EGO WITH
HIM * SO HE SAYS : I'M SPECIAL * AND WHEN
I SAY TO HIM : SURE MAN     YOU'RE CHRIST
AND I'M CHRIST TOO * HE SAYS : YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND * AND WHEN HE'S OUT HE STEALS
CARS AND THINGS LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE
NEEDS THEM BECAUSE HE'S CHRIST AND THAT'S
ALL RIGHT * SO THEY LOCK HIM UP * HE SAYS :
I DON'T KNOW . . . ME . . . I'M A RESPONSIBLE
MEMBER OF SOCIETY * I GO TO CHURCH * ME
THEY PUT IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL * YOU'RE
FREE * YOU'VE GOT A BEARD * YOU WEAR A
DRESS * * * YOU * * *
SURE * BECAUSE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED
WE ARE ALL GOD * THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE *
IF YOU REALLY THINK ANOTHER GUY IS GOD
HE DOESN'T LOCK YOU UP * * *