THAT'S WHO HE IS. THAT'S WHO, WHAT, A GURU IS.
SO ANY CONCEPT YOU CAN HAVE
OF ANY RELATION TO A GURU
OBVIOUSLY IS A HYPE
HOW CAN YOU RELATE TO SOMETHING
WHICH IS ALREADY YOU
AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER RELATED TO
OR COULD RELATE TO . . . . . .
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT ?
I MET HIM        WHO ? WHAT ?
I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR THE GURU
HOW ABSURD !